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grim karen

Someone who always sees the down side, glass half emptying. They are known to state morbid facts in situations when the outcome looks grim, or assume the worst has happened/will happen in scary or life or death situations.

Origin: “Small Town Murder” Podcast episode 109
Police: “your parents were taken by the unsub, but don’t worry-we are on it!”
Karen: “I guess I will start arranging the funeral...”
Me: “they are MISSING, no body found or indication they are dead. You just assume they are dead??? Thats grim, Karen...”
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Father Grigori

Father Grigori is the fictional NPC that presides over Dr. Gordon Freeman during the chapter "We don't go to Ravenholm" in the award-winning video game Half Life 2. He is of European descent, possibly Russian or Slavic from his accent. Father Grigori is the only non-zombified inhabitant of Ravenholm which has clearly left him mentally unstable. However, he never seems hostile to the player and even assists Dr. Freeman by giving him a shotgun, the superior zombie accessible to Freeman in Ravenholm.
Person 1: (going through Ravenholm) Whoa, this is place scares the shit out of me.

Father Grigori: (Looks at Person 1) Hmm? Another life to save? I am Father Grigori! I see that you have already met, hah, my congreation! (Insane Laughter Follows)
by Raphael Basa June 16, 2008
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Grim Reaper's June

Used to describe the the month of June 2009 in which 5 fixtures of American popular culture passed away. In chronological order, David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

In such saddening progression, Grim Reaper's June has dealt a shocking blow to millions of Americans. These individuals bestowed upon generations of Americans laughter, love, and products not seen in stores. Their extraordinary talents and abilities represent the innate creativity and ingenuity of humanity. From bubbling locks of flaxen blond hair, to shifty dance numbers that magnetized entire generations of humans these individuals will be truly missed.
Steve: Oh God! Who's next? First, it was Carradine.... and now Billy Mays! Who's gonna sell me those little knick knacks you see on infomercials late at night?

Lloyd: I'm still reeling from Michael Jackson's passing. Is this some sort of Grim Reaper's June??? I've been watching CNN for 72 hours straight!

Steve: I don't know man, but these series of saddening events makes you celebrate and honor what these people have done for the world. It sort of puts your life in perspective....

Lloyd: Uhh... Is it too soon for a dead person joke?

Steve: TOO SOON!
by Define Me! June 28, 2009
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The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Actually, the Grim Reaper loses a bet & must become the best friend of Billy, a boy whose stupidity is beyond description, & Mandy, a brilliant - but sadistic, evil, selfish, intimidating & wise far beyond her years or anyone else's - little girl.
One time in The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, an evil meteorite from outer space tried to suck out Billy's brain but found that he had none.

Mandy can often make the most frightening of underworld creatures cower in fear by the sheer force of her will.
by Lanegan September 22, 2008
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Fuckin' Grimace

To do something so inherently stupid, yet your friends choose not to alienate you from the group and resort to summing up the scenario with this comment.
"He bought the truck, then two days later ran it into a light pole and totalled it when he was drunk."

"Fuckin' Grimace!"
by Monkeyfuck McGrew December 8, 2004
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Grim Meltdown!

When a Fortress Forever Demoman provides excellent service for the first 12 minutes of a pickup and allows twice as many flags out the next three.
Oreo played so good on mortality until Stiffy had to find the Queen's pink straw, total Grim Meltdown!
by Alextric November 1, 2013
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Grimoire

A grimoire is a book that contains magic spells to invoke spirits, angels, demons and demigods into our plane of existence. The skilled magician calls forth these entities to usually make them do their bidding. A grimoire should not be taken lightly. Though it is complete with a guide for the rituals, none but an experienced magician should use it. Grimoires usually possess hazy information which is to confuse and discourage the inexperienced. There are many grimoires found around the world. They are even published and can be ordered online nowadays.

One of the most well known grimoires is the Grimoire of Armadel
The mage held the grimoire and uttered the spell solemnly.
by SpicaSinistra January 25, 2015
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