asphalt solar griddle 

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

asphalt solar griddle by Downstrike August 27, 2005

grease the griddle 

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.

"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."

grease the griddle by dirtydirtydirtydirtymind666 December 14, 2013

The Griddle 

only the greatest place on earth. The Golden Griddle. Milkiest pancakes and a great chill place for the boys.

Josh: Yo matt wanna hit up the griddle?
Matt: Hundred percent!
Max: Yee baby!

The Griddle by daiter October 3, 2012

Cum-griddle 

When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.

Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.

Cum-griddle by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

griddleflopper 

A somewhat wet fart that isn't too soft and isn't loud but stinks like mad. Usually performed inside a vehicle with the windows up.

Dang! You just dropped a griddleflopper!

griddleflopper by Poomba and Timone March 30, 2010

Gruddle 

to over touch shared food. to maul food that other people might want to eat as well

Please stop gruddling the olives Peter.
That garlic bread has been well gruddled!
I don't fancy eating them after she's been gruddling them.

Gruddle by Yesyoucangoto September 23, 2015

Gridley 

Sublime; inspiring awe; distinguished by lofty or noble traits; eminent; awakening or expressing the emotion of awe, adoration, veneration, heroic resolve, etc.; dignified; grand; solemn; stately; -- said of an impressive object in nature, of an action, of a discourse, of a work of art, of a spectacle, etc.; as, sublime scenery; a sublime deed. Dope.

Those Franklin Mint collectors plates be so damn Gridley.

Gridley by Sinbad Poon January 9, 2005