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Greentop

The act of sticking a carrot in your anus and letting the green top hang out.
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you hear I Greentopped Bianca last night?

Bro 2: My Negro, Mimi does that shit to me all the time.
by The Greentopper January 27, 2018
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greenhouse effect

(n.) Soem gasses, such as Carbon DiOxide (CO2) resident in earths' atmosphere act like greenhouse glass and trap some of the heat that the sun shines on us (by creating more molescules for it to travel through, on the plus side it moves faster, not that you would notice). There are too many fo these gasses for the plantlife on earth to absorb, and so slowly the earth is heating up, and by 2030, 15 million Bangladeshis will be homless. Like you should care...
The netherlands, where Joram lives, will be flooded. Haha on j00!
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
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Greenhorn

A person unfamiliar with their surroundings and generally ignorant of many things; generally a portugee, but could be any person that does/says dumb things w/out thinking.
Waiter: Okay sir...here's your ticket (bill)

Greenhorn: I hope it's not a speeding ticket!

Waiter: You are such a greenhorn
by Eziquio November 16, 2007
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greenhorn

a word that retarted non-portuguese people normally call portuguese people because they dont know the true meaning of it.

true meaning-pretty much the same thing as an immigrant.
non-portugee : your such a greenhorn man
portugee : *punches non-portugee person in face*
chances are, the non-portuguee person who gets punched in the face is polish :D
by michelle tex July 11, 2006
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Greenhouse Effect

The placing of fertile soil in a woman's vagina and planting of a fruit seed done with the woman chained to a wall in your residence. Then of maintaining the seed, growing it, and then which you eat it while it is mounted in the vagina.
by Lofti13 February 3, 2010
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Greentop

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-noun

1. the act of taking the first hit off a freshly packed bowl of unburned cannabis flower (weed), in which case the smoker experiences maximum flavor potential. Right of the said act is considered to be inherited by the owner of the weed, although sometimes it is bestowed to another smoking participant.
Nah Shane, I had greentop last time; now It's your turn.
by Doc J and Eightball November 10, 2011
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Greenhouse gas

Masses releasing gasses outta they asses causing global warming.
"Dude did you just fart?"
"Yeah"
"What the hell is wrong with you, don't you know you're creating greenhouse gas?"
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017
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