When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.
by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2019
Get the Asian Green Teamug. A unique combination of Premium Japanese green tea or Matcha, lightly sweetened with a hint of melon and milk, blended with ice, topped with whipped cream (optional).
by Nube91 February 22, 2009
Get the Green Tea Frappuccinomug. Backed by Russia, the Tea Party rose to prominence in 2008.
By December 2015, Russia had also secured the services of professional unserious candidate of the Green Party, Jill Stein.
While she claims to be representing an "environmental" Party, her record has supported Petroleum Putin as much as her MAGA Red Russian Tea Party cohorts'. Recently, these "environmentalists" couldn't even bring themselves to sanction Russian fossil fuels after Russia attacked Ukraine, and even threatened the world with a new nuclear catastrophe!
By December 2015, Russia had also secured the services of professional unserious candidate of the Green Party, Jill Stein.
While she claims to be representing an "environmental" Party, her record has supported Petroleum Putin as much as her MAGA Red Russian Tea Party cohorts'. Recently, these "environmentalists" couldn't even bring themselves to sanction Russian fossil fuels after Russia attacked Ukraine, and even threatened the world with a new nuclear catastrophe!
"Does that politician ACTUALLY care about the environment?"
"Naw, strictly Green Tea Party, helping the GOP keep Democrats from passing any laws to combat Global Climate Change."
"Naw, strictly Green Tea Party, helping the GOP keep Democrats from passing any laws to combat Global Climate Change."
by the modhatter May 24, 2022
Get the Green Tea Partymug. The cool band that has three members that play covers and originals like “look up more” and “what a joke”
by MooseKing February 9, 2019
Get the Green Tea officialmug. A sexual fetish involving steeping testicles to make tea, and ejaculating into the tea mixture to make gooey "dumplings".
by Coolioreborn June 11, 2017
Get the Green tea and dumplingsmug. by Keona McCnugget March 8, 2019
Get the Green tea Santa Clausmug. A very strange flavor of ice cream, thought by some to be made with real green tea leaves, but is in fact made from corn husks and old brett favre packers jerseys.
Ben: dude, they have green tea ice cream.
Ronak: that's so gross.
Ben: I think I'll make a green tea root beer float
Nick: wtf
Ronak: that's so gross.
Ben: I think I'll make a green tea root beer float
Nick: wtf
by Traxex June 29, 2009
Get the Green Tea Ice Creammug.