green tea bastard

The male version of a green tea bitch.

You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!

by launcestonelliot August 3, 2017

Asian Green Tea

When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.

I’m done with the parlor life braaaahhhh. One too many Asian green teas.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2019

Green Tea Party

Backed by Russia, the Tea Party rose to prominence in 2008.
By December 2015, Russia had also secured the services of professional unserious candidate of the Green Party, Jill Stein.
While she claims to be representing an "environmental" Party, her record has supported Petroleum Putin as much as her MAGA Red Russian Tea Party cohorts'. Recently, these "environmentalists" couldn't even bring themselves to sanction Russian fossil fuels after Russia attacked Ukraine, and even threatened the world with a new nuclear catastrophe!

"Does that politician ACTUALLY care about the environment?"
"Naw, strictly Green Tea Party, helping the GOP keep Democrats from passing any laws to combat Global Climate Change."

by the modhatter May 24, 2022

Green Tea official

The cool band that has three members that play covers and originals like “look up more” and “what a joke”

Have you heard Green Tea Official’s new song

by MooseKing February 9, 2019

Green tea and dumplings

A sexual fetish involving steeping testicles to make tea, and ejaculating into the tea mixture to make gooey "dumplings".

My girl is into some weird sex stuff, she asked me to make green tea and dumplings.

by Coolioreborn June 11, 2017

Green tea Santa Claus

A white-ass Boyfriend That has a girlfriend that forces him to be vegan

One of my friends is a green tea Santa Claus

by Keona McCnugget March 8, 2019

Green Tea Ice Cream

A very strange flavor of ice cream, thought by some to be made with real green tea leaves, but is in fact made from corn husks and old brett favre packers jerseys.

Ben: dude, they have green tea ice cream.

Ronak: that's so gross.

Ben: I think I'll make a green tea root beer float

Nick: wtf

by Traxex June 29, 2009