Using full (night before garbage collection) rolling green garbage cans launched at high speeds to cause severe vandalism to cars and property.
Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,
Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people
How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.
Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,
Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people
How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.
yo man, Andy went out to Bartlett in the civic green goblin hunting. I bet he made a mess out of a couple of Escalades
by Joel Bishop January 15, 2007
a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz February 27, 2007
a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz February 26, 2007
The green gas goblin, aka Unvoicedzoo is a deformed fatass that sneaks into peoples attics and farts green gas. He tries to get pay back from everyone that said to him he farts green gas and how he doesn’t shower. Watch out for him, his farts can kill anyone in a second. The only way for him to disappear is if you say, thats not funny
by messithegoatfr June 23, 2023
When you put your nose between a girls ass cheeks and she squeezes. You then proceed to blow your nose as hard as you can, and then eat it out of her ass.
Steve told Tom “man, my allergies are terrible this week. I can’t wait to go home and give my girl the Green Goblin.”
by Drc3 June 01, 2022
Damn bitch, shoot that green goblin!
by Antisyzygy February 12, 2008
Green goblin, a sexual activity that stoners participate in. The green goblin comprises of punching a cone of marijuana whilst getting your shaft throat slammed by your lady friend.
by Greenleaf February 05, 2016