grazer

Someone who takes food (or drink) from a store and eats it in the store while looking around.

Ryan and Jake are such GRAZERS, they never pay for anything, they just walk through the store eating rice krispie treats and drinking yoohoos.

by Jake Burkett March 13, 2008

Grazer

(insulting)used by meat eater to describe a vegetarian

i only go to salad bars to pick on the grazers

by muscleheadbob December 27, 2011

granzer

Absolute beta male. Has the makings of a fully-fledged Grant but must first forsake his beta male status.

Grant 1: yo did you see that guy, he's such a Grant.

Grant 2: no wys he's clearly still a Granzer

by Grant Schuler January 27, 2019

grizzer

A replacement for the word "nigger" if you are out in public

Delicious IHOP pancakes for these fucking grizzers!

by Tre Horacio May 22, 2009

Jack Dylan Grazer

Jack Dylan Grazer is mostly known for his movies IT and shazam and his tv show me myself and I. Jack Dylan Grazer is the best thing that happened to this planet since feminism. Dont fight me :))

Me: OMG jack dylan grazer is the cutest person ever wtf help me

Random person: OMG your obsession is unhealthy you should see a therapist

by Reddie is real sksksk August 29, 2019

grazer

A person, like myself, who eats food at sporadic intervals during the day, only when hungry.

The opposite to a gorger. See 'gorger'

GORGER: 'Are you going to finish that dinner?' GRAZER: 'No'

GORGER: 'Why?'

GRAZER 'I've had enough, I'm no longer hungry'

GORGER 'Waste not, want not'

Picks up grazers plate and finishes grazers meal.

by Nick1401 November 18, 2007

Ass Grazer

Act of eating the asshole in a slow and meticulous manner. These people usually go back for seconds and thirds. Very similar to ass muncher. An ass grazer can refer to both male and female participants. This definition like many of its users swings both ways.

Elton John is such an ass grazer

by Robert Kriehn February 15, 2008