by Strawberry_ September 13, 2019
Get the grandpam mug.A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.
*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*
Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "
Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "
by wxflurry September 26, 2010
Get the coin grand slam mug.Pulling off the Des Moines Surprise, Sioux City Superman, and Topeka Destroyer all at the same time.
Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.
Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.
Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.
Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.
Dude, I was so close to the Midwestern Grand Slam. I pulled the Des Moines Surprise and Sioux City Superman off at the same time, but she moved her head before the Topeka Destroyer hit her.
by Superscope March 1, 2008
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by Grandstaff February 14, 2010
Get the Grandstaff mug.Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.
The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.
The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.
by TheBald March 22, 2010
Get the Scottish Grand Slam mug.Highly coveted morning sex performed by a male with a female partner. The Grand Slam must include the four specific sexual acts of analingus, cunnilingus, vaginal sex and anal sex.
Roger woke up at 4:30 a.m. And gave his girlfriend a nudge and then proceeded to warm her up for a Grand Slam Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Get the Grand Slam Breakfast mug.Jake : Wow there is nothing on tv tonight I'm so bored!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!
by SlopNChop December 10, 2017
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