King Edward VI Grammar School

A single gender, mixed personality school in the city of Chelmsford, incorporating nerds, hardmen, and average lads under one roof. The sixth form permits girls, leading to limitless sex from horny 17 year olds fed up with porn, thus leading to limitless amounts of spare (and used) condoms in the school basement. Those not in sixth form must make their way to the very popular Chelmsford Station Toilets in order to wank/fuck/both.

"He goes to King Edward VI Grammar School."
"Shit, I think I might have stepped on his cum in the toilets at the station"

by romfordandbored September 13, 2017

Parkstone Grammar School

A hell for saken place where girls are sent to school. known to be a place for rebellious girls who are taught by sadist teachers who need to get lives led by what can only be described as an elephant.

Girl 1: did you see her! she looked like trouble
Girl 2 : did she have a short skirt?
Girl 1: Yeah!
Girl 2: Well Thats Parkstone Grammar School For You!

by theworldfreakshow. April 19, 2010

Ipswich Grammar School (IGS)

Ipswich Grammar School is an independent, non-denominational, day and boarding school for boys, located in Ipswich, a city situated on the Bremer River in South East Queensland, Australia. The school is sited on the eponymous Grammar School Hill, with its original buildings occupying the crown of the hill. Ipswich Grammar School teachers are usually young, attractive women as the munted headmaster likes to have multiple mistresses around at all times. There is also a boarding dog named Broxy at Ipswich Grammar School whom multiple boarders are rumored to have fucked.

Aw, look at that poor Ipswich Grammar School (IGS) boy.

My son goes to IGS.

We have a game against Ipswich this Saturday.

Yeah I go to IGS, I mean Ipswich Grammar School, yeah the shit hole.

by Sacoriah August 25, 2021

south wilts grammar school

here is where you find some lesbos in there rare habitat

some wanna be posh chavs and those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday

you can also meet some dope children but there is about 20 out of the 1368 that attend that crappy school
it contains pedo math teachers and childish science teachers
many rooms smell like ass and for some reason the l block smells like rotten cabbage like get some febreeze in here

hey do you go to south wilts grammar school

yes
oh i'm soooooo sorry

by boooooooooooong November 12, 2019

Grammar school

A school that requires you to take a test and get a certain mark in order to attend in the hopes that intelligent people will get in however this system does not work very well since a lot of idiots manage to get in too

Person 1: ooooooh they went to a grammar school they must be really smart
Person 2: nah, they are actually an idiot

by Hellothere278 June 9, 2021

Grammar Soviet

A moderator that values correct English but won't correct people only ban those who infringe too much.
Often a single use of 1337 5p34k will be met with a ban.
Multiple infringements of poor grammar use or a wall of text riddled with terrible grammar are also likely to result in a ban.

Not to be confused with a Grammar Nazi as Grammar Nazis tend to be helpful.
Not to be confused with people who are terrible at grammar, see "Grammar Jew".

Alice: "careful of your word choice here, the moderator is a Grammar Soviet."

Grammar Jew: "1337 5p34k 43v3r!"
<Grammar Jew was banned>

by EndlessFire May 24, 2018

Oakwood Park Grammar School

Broke shithole that spend all their money on doors, stairs and a flagpole. Bike robbed by wannabe pikeys who ride around in L plate motorbikes. Headteacher done for liking a porn tweet (blamed it on Russian hackers). Located next to two other shitholes and a dodgy Londis that sells alcohol to year 8's.

Valentino: "did you know I go to Oakwood Park Grammar School" Callum: "oh no not that shithole"

by Harvey lee November 16, 2021