Holy Grail

The cup which Jesus supposedly drank from at the last supper. Monty Python was once sent on a quest to find and retrieve it. They never completed this quest.

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

holy grail

The ultimate goal of an occupation, profession, or endeavour.

A cure for AIDS is the holy grail of a number of scientists.

by Darth Ridley December 27, 2006

grazilba

balls; the testicles; ballsack; nutbag

My grazilba itches like fuck! Its cause that bitch had a scratchy throat!!

by ballbagwipes February 22, 2008

Grailer

An adventure competition, which involves doing insane things for a chance to find the Grail. The winning team gets up to $1,000,000. Teams consist of four players, varying in traits like (but not limited to): athletics, geekiness, intelligence, popular culture knowledge, networking, fearlessness, iron will, and craziness.

Teams are known for having "Grailer" written across their foreheads, taking stressful and awkward situations in stride, and being very tired.

Man: "Hey! We should do the Grailer this year!"
Chick: "Hell yeah, dude! Let's get our team together!"

Girl: "Daddy can I do the Grailer this year?"
Daddy: "No. Ask me when you're a badass."

by bboymcx March 21, 2016

Hoely Grail

The final frontier of every man's dreams. A vast endless land prospering with loose females; usually under the influence of alcohol or narcotics.

- " Dude, there are so many bitties at this party."
- " My quest for the Hoely Grail is complete!"

by Lukerative June 11, 2012

holy grail make up

make up you struggle to live without. The product you love most. It's just an expression

makeup

Ciara: What's your holy Grail make up product?
Anne: Mine is becca liquid highlight!

by manilla56 April 19, 2017

Holy Grail

the completion of the following sex acts during one day between a committed couple:
handjob/fingering
anal sex
oral sex
intercourse

its purpose to promote wholesomeness through varied expressions of intimacy between two persons

Gabrielle: wanna Holy Grail this weekend?
Mark: oh yes, that sounds wonderful. we do have some weekend plans, though.
Gabrielle: yeah, true, we'll have to work those plans around Holy Grailing.
Mark: we always do!

by a. fort December 2, 2011