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Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
by kakmasta April 6, 2009
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pulling a grater

Being so unbelievably desperate that you are willing to hook up with a girl only minutes after she swallowed a friend's load.
"Hey did you see Pat over there making out with that girl after she'd been with Trav?"
"Yap. He's pulling a grater."
by bobcats2222 September 29, 2009
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Graternity Leave

When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby......

There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.
Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.
by LNG November 9, 2011
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Grifter

A manipulator or otherwise generally corrupt person who "games" a system, group of people, or other entity for selfish gains; especially of a political "sell-out" perceived as lacking integrity.
Phil Godlewski has been scamming people with Q Anon and Crypto all for the Freemason Flynn Cartel. He's a grifter.
by Ggtaa June 28, 2022
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cock grater

n.

a female with braces, who will potentially suck your cock
No fuck that she's a cock grater
by jason stiver January 24, 2005
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Grifter in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
As his ingenious lifelong taxfuckery tale unfolds, we are finally seeing the Grifter in Chief as he truly is.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2019
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Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything
by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016
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