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Al Gore

If he was single, he'd be the most eligible bachelor in the history of the world.
Al Gore: Hi, I've won an Oscar, a Nobel Prize, and I invented the Internet. Nice to meet you.
Woman: My place, NOW.
by marblewonder December 6, 2007
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Frank Gored

1. An event in Fantasy Football in which following "expert" advice results in a loss (usually from benching a player that experts said was cold).
2. When your best drafted player turns out to suck, hard.
That guy with a widows peak on yahoo, Frank Gored my ass.
by I am Fantasy Football February 21, 2008
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richard goranski

bisexual legend in the broadway musical “be more chill” but NO HOMO
the ladies are going to learn to love the REAL richard goranski.
by elderyeehaw November 30, 2018
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gore kitten

Usually cute girl that likes or is interested in viewing gore
A: "you sure you are a gore kitten?"
B: "just hit me with that video, Greg"
by bonsai007 October 20, 2016
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Gore Effect

The phenomenon that leads to unseasonably cold temperatures, driving rain, hail, or snow whenever Al Gore visits an area to discuss global warming. Hence, the Gore Effect.
- Australia, November 2006: Al Gore is visiting two weeks before summer begins. The Gore Effect strikes: "Ski resort operators gazed at the snow in amazement. Parents took children out of school and headed for the mountains. Cricketers scurried amid bullets of hail as Melburnians traded lunchtime tales of the incredible cold." (The Age)

- New York, March 2004: "Gore chose January 15, 2004, one of the coldest days in New York City's history, to rail against the Bush administration and global warming skeptics... Global warming, Gore told a startled audience, is causing record cold temperatures." (NY Environment News)
by Bill Calvin November 15, 2006
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gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...
A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
by John Smith October 14, 2004
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gorathnet

Noun- large sharp metal grate/net to put in the air to kill birds, small animals, and large insects as they fly into it unknowingly. Sometimes it can be electrified with a preffered power supply of 10,000 volts.
Yesterday I had to polish my gorathnet without you.
by jhalley September 18, 2007
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