goontard

An extremely stupid person. A major moron

Tom is such a goontard

by Jeremy H October 27, 2005

goontash

a derogatory term which means the presence of hair on the upper lip of an adolecent boy.

HOLY CRAP Shaun has a huge goontash.

by Fake Name11111111111111111111111111 June 11, 2006

goonstick

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

by ripjaden March 28, 2023

Goonswagnig

Any person, other than a black person, that swags harder than the niggers.

Black Kid 1: "Yo, look at that goonswagnig walkin' down the street ova there."
Black Kid 2: "Dude that whiteboi is straight up ballin'. He's swagging that shit out right now!"

by DaddyPhatSacks May 14, 2011

goonotation

Deriving its roots from the term connotation, the word goonotation refers to the association of a word or experience with the humble beverage goon.

Feelings of nausea, dizziness, discomfort and a general lack of regret are the most common outcomes of a goonotation, most commonly brought about by the appearance of a person.

Dude, are you still interested in that chick from last night?

Nah man, she has the worst goonotations. Just looking at her makes me want to vom.

by Captain Silver Sack December 30, 2010

goobstain

A retarded shit head

You are a goobstain

by IWANNAFUCKINDIEBITCHESS June 25, 2020

GoontaBub

The god of lettuce.

Oh great divine Goontabub we ask that you bestow upon us a grand harvest of lettuce unlike anything ever seen in this world.

by GoontaBub October 29, 2023