goonandsleeper

A persona who masturbates and sleeps right after.

Aye, I heard you was goonandsleeper

by ca1vynnn August 2, 2025

Goonarrhea

When you jerk off on the toilet while taking a shit and throw the used toilet paper with nut into your fecal matter.

The post nut clarity hits harder when you look down in the toilet and see your goonarrhea

by Chinese Joe February 2, 2026

Goonward

A gooner who is apart of the ward family. The origin of the goonward comes from Alexander Ward who set the gooning tradition among his family.

A goonward was seen gooning in the local hotel.

by ZDK284 February 25, 2026

Goontard

one who spends much of his time rubbing on his schlong only never to climax.

yo that guy's such a goontard

by tratnad November 27, 2025