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Goochy bag

a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.
dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?

timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did

dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
Goochy bag by Bayjayman February 26, 2008
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Goochy by Anonymous May 28, 2003

goochy food

food that has been rubbed on ones gooch
Man: Yo bitch is this goochy food?
Woman:Shut up asshole
goochy food by derry lad January 2, 2011
Goochy is that which is of or pertaining to the gooch
Yo, That bitches purse was all goochy
Goochy by Gigichad3000 February 28, 2023
Not - under any circumstances - to be confused with Gucci.

Remiscent of the odour produced when one has worn the same pair of pyjama bottoms or bed shorts too many days in a row.

The state of “Goochyness” can be measured by carefully sniffing the area of said garment around the area where the gooch (the part of the anatomy between the ball bag and anus) would usually reside.
Honey, are these pyjama bottoms to go in the wash?

I don’t know, have a quick sniff..

Jesus Christ, they’re so Goochy, they’re making my eyes bleed. I think I’ll bin them instead.
Goochy by Blackdog 182 March 2, 2025
Somebody with a cute and squishy face with big cheeks. A chubby baby face.
I gooched his baby cheeks.
He has such a goochable face!
Her cheeks are so goochy.
Goochy by anonymous September 18, 2025