Not - under any circumstances - to be confused with
Gucci.
Remiscent of the odour produced when one has worn the same pair of pyjama bottoms or bed shorts too many days in a row.
The state of “Goochyness” can be measured by carefully sniffing the area of said garment around the area where the
gooch (the part of the anatomy between the ball bag and
anus) would usually reside.
Honey, are these pyjama bottoms to go in the wash?
I
don’t know, have a quick sniff..
Jesus Christ, they’
re so Goochy, they’
re making my eyes bleed. I think I’ll bin them instead.