gooche

The space between ones genitals and ones poo pot.

This one time, i wiped my ass the wrong way and all this shit got smeared on my gooche! it sucked!

by joshman October 3, 2003

Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.

"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."

by Bud is good June 3, 2009

Gooche Spike

When your taking a leak at a urinal. Your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you've had a hernia

Guy at Urinal: AHHHhhh ouchhh that fucking hurts

His Friend: hey man whats wrong

G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike

by Alaskanhybrid October 20, 2009

gooche

Noun: The area between the scrotum and the anal sphincter
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.

1. "Argh! My Gooche Hurts"
2. "I'm Gonna Gooche The Shit Outa You!"

by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 18, 2006

Goocher

When the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call "Goocher! I win!" If two people call the Goocher at the same time, they must repeat "Eat me cocksucker!" until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the Goocher. Getting a Goocher is good luck.

1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. Note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not Goochers. 11:11 is the Super Goocher and must be called as such.

by Mike Goocher July 30, 2008

GOCHEMO

SOMEONE WHO IS CLASSED AS A GOTH, CHAV AND AN EMO. DEPENDING ON WHAT THEY WEAR OR LISTEN TO.

LISTENS TO GOTHICAL MUSIC AND DRESSES LIKE AN EMO BUT WEARS NIKE HATS OR SHOES. these people are classed as "gochemos"

by CULLEY-MC.FLURRY October 15, 2008

gooche sniffer

where some one likes to sniff gooches.

hey man, my ferm (H.J.W) likes gooches, "well, he must be a gooche sniffer"

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009