Gonzalo

He can either be a really great friend or his girl's slave. People nowadays call him simp. Gonzalo really likes and enjoys anything about cars, but even more if it's a videogame. Loud music and isolating with his girlfriend is his thing too.

Oh wow, you're such a Gonzalo.
Stop being a simp, Gonzalo.

by cooldriver1995 March 9, 2021

gonzalo

Standing by the side of the road with seven police men shinning a torch behind your balls

Ask gonzalo

by CLIFFTON February 6, 2014

gongoloid

adjective. can be used to describe people, but at times events. a synergy of the words mongoloid and gong show, inferring an aberration of nature and willful tomfoolery.

That donkey show was totally gongoloid

by Gonzokopita April 3, 2009

Gonzalo

A fat sloth that likes Men. More commonly known for being fat and playing xbox

Damn he is so Gonzalo.

Look at that gonzalo

by Gonzalo Vargas July 4, 2012

Gonzalo

A Fatass Hoe Who Likes To Play XBOX 360 All Day And Also Does The 2 Knuckle Shuffle With His 1 Centimeter White Cck

Man He Is So Gonzalo

by The Man Julio February 9, 2019

Gonzalo

Gonzalo is a peculiar individual who has a tinny dick with so much foreskin it looks like red ridding hood.

Friend: Is that a dick or an empenada
Other friend: If its a dick it must be Gonzalo’s

by Angoodladfromtexas November 21, 2021

goongaloid

some thing
can be used whenever, wherever to describe whatever

that fucking goongaloid

by g  November 17, 2021