the goggles

BEER GOGGLES!!!

Those are what you wear when they "see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person," and it looks good - or at least acceptable to you after consuming at least 9 beers.

But I'm going on my own tolerance here.

"No matter how many beers I pounded, he refused to become any less ugly. The goggles have failed me.

by MzMorbid March 02, 2006

Goggles

an insult aimed at those whom wear spectacles.

You have massive goggles, you speccy prick!

by he's_had_a_beer June 28, 2007

goggles

Cumming on a girls (closed) eyes only for a facial.

She didn't want me to bust in her mouth, so I just gave her goggles.

by RapNthuziest May 12, 2008

goggled

To the point of being intoxicated, while having numerous women by your side. Only to find out next day that they were hideous.

Joe had drank so much that he became goggled and went home with this ugly woman.

by Jalapeno Flavor September 08, 2010

goggle

the skin between ur chin and neck that is flabby

wobble wobble it goesssssss

by mindy204369843 August 17, 2005

goggles

Must be used to find wild Piraten, unfortunatly they dont work and do nothing.

Can be found on wild Flootenkarp, but only after finding a Piraten.

My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!

by Flame060 February 17, 2005

goggle

this green stuff that your parents make you eat (veggies)

Broccoli

by Scotty Van Eerden October 16, 2003