Goblin Screwdriver

When having sex, the man lies on his back with erect cock upwards, whilst the man or woman having sex with him jumps into the air, bends over in air, and proceeds to 360 spin his/her asshole around said cock.

Man 1: Damnit, susan broke my dick off doing a goblin screwdriver, she needs aim!
Man 2: lol

by Ucant June 13, 2009

Goblin stomp

An event that takes place around a bonfire or any other event that requires a stomp that is so powerful that only a goblin may execute it.

Brandon Tarpley did the goblin stomp because Alabama lost to FSU

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Goblin Slayer

Also know as the beard cutter

Hym "Holy shit are we also Goblin Slayer!?"

Iam "What? What makes you think that?"

Hym "We predate it by a little over a year and we talked about how we used to say 'I see' all the time! His catchphrase is 'Souka!' that could totally be a thing!"

Iam "Wha... No way!"

Hym "Yes way! That shit is hardcore! We're the beard cutter!"

by Hym Iam June 6, 2022

goblin shit

Acts that are considered illegal, frowned-upon, shenanigans or crack head activities.

Ehhh mi amigos es on that goblin shit.

by PhonkeeTown October 3, 2022

Goblin Syndrome

When a person has a beer belly or at least a small gut but yet has thin arms and legs, almost like the shape of a goblin or even a troll in a sense.

That guy over there looks like a middle aged, soccer mom van driving, Sunday church-going chump so he must have goblin syndrome.

by RunDikkMC October 30, 2015

Goblin Shark

A manky shark with a long pointy nose
An insult for a real ugly person or nosey bugger

Ya goblin shark get ya nose out of me business
You so ugly ya make grown peeps cry- goblin shark

by User_87 December 14, 2014

Goblin shark

When you’re giving a blow job and you get to the base and you unhinge your jaw and get the balls as well

Man, this bitch last night was giving my head and I look down and she’s doing the goblin shark, I’m in love bro

by Naillingtamra May 21, 2018