Goatsucker

A type of bird that has a hysterical name.

Little kid at a zoo: Look mommy, it's a goatsucker bird.
Cool kid who heard the little kid at the zoo say this: HAHAHA, goatsucker...

by GoatSucker00 August 7, 2009

goatstick

One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.

That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.

by itsyourmakergoatboy April 27, 2009

goatstick

Sum shit da bro travis be sayin, sick shit tbh.

goatstick!!.* @nedaJ2Cozy

by nedaJ2Cozy September 27, 2019

goatfuck

The offspring of a hick and a sex offender.

Eric Benfiel is a goatfuck.

by Saint Jimmy April 14, 2005

goatfuck

Situation involving chaos, crowding, confusion, and surprise; populous melee. Also yemeni cluster goatfuck.

Go to Manhattan on Black Friday?! YMBK! What a goatfuck!

I couldn't leave work because of the goatfuck the new deadline brought on.

by anjali666 January 26, 2008

Goatfuckin

Wearing your jeans tucked into your boots, making it easy to place the goats back legs in them sonit can not run off.

That red neck is goatfuckin

by Boomer2011 June 9, 2017

Goatfucking

When a performer tries to get a laugh from the audience by resorting to frivolous and tasteless blue humor antics as a crutch.

"Everybody is watching you but nobody is laughing. Try a little goatfucking"

-Rudy's conscience

"I did not enjoy watching that improvisor goatfucking after he couldn't think of how to expand the scene's plot."

-Jenny Seo

by A. Rudy May 4, 2011