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cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita October 25, 2015
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cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012
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will you go out with me?

literally a boys way of asking a girl to be his girlfriend😐
jeron- hey lil mamas will you go out with me?
treesha- fuck now get out my face
by yeye. smirking face September 21, 2021
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Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...
by LRSisawesome November 21, 2011
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Oo look at me going for the easy shots

‘Oh look at me going for the easy shots’ someone that just got butthurt over an insult and is now trying to parody the person that spited them.

Generally used by faggots with shit beard
Guy 1: aww man look at this old pic of me from 3 years ago simpler times with a shitty beard
Guy 2: suppose nothings changed beard wise.
Guy 1: oooo look at me going for the easy shots
by Nigelisgay January 8, 2020
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Montage videos of a YouTuber named BDWJ 19-- that sees many spots, moves and flies that wrestlers done to make him impressed.
Johnny: Moves that made me go HOLY SH!t is awesome.
Randy: Eat that.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
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dont make me go upside your head

dontt amke me smash your head in
pimp: hay man wan suome drugs
thug: can you gimmi they for free or something might go rong
pimp: mother fucker dont make me go upside your head
by ()6_twitch_9() July 2, 2006
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