Gruber

A sexual panther. A man who is well endowed, and knows how to use what he has. He gets the ladies. Other men envy him.

Did you see it? That dude is a total Gruber!

Man, that kid was playing the ladies like a total Gruber.

by I get the ladies January 19, 2010

mr. gruber

Noun. A man who seems to think that health is supposed to be a real class, who thinks he is the hottest shit in the world, and who thinks he is liked by people

Also... Verb. To be put into health class.
(to be grubered)

Mike: What do you have next period
Tim: I've got Mr. Gruber, damn it.
Mike: Hahahaha. You got Grubered

by Bingo Bango Champ October 4, 2010

Guber

A driving service with cars that have a single giant, neon lime-colored peanut poised on the roofs.

Guber is the service to use if you want to broadcast that you are a total goof and do not take yourself seriously; plus you can see it coming from a couple blocks away!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 24, 2019

grubered

When someone lies to you and gets away with it, especially if they brag about it to someone after. The act of being grubered is grubering when someone is in the act of trying to pull one over on you.

Greg was grubered by John when he bought his neighbors lawn mower, then found out how poorly the mower ran. Later, John was bragging to Nancy about how he had grubered Greg. When speaking to a friend about a transaction you think they were ripped off on. Aw man, you've been grubered!

by quickslvr November 14, 2014

GÜber

When you have taken a bit too much GHB and have to get a friend to call you an Über home.

"Yo Holmes, I can't see to dial... Do me a solid and call me a GÜber."

by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019

gubernatorial

Adj. relating to a governor, esp. of one of the 50 United States.

The California Gubernatorial Recall Election is getting CRAZY out of hand.

by Monique September 19, 2003

hot carl gruber

The Hot Carl Gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional Hot Carl. The administrator of the Hot Carl Gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. As in the Hot Carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient's face. The administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly Teutonic Treat. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos, which originates south of the border and gets its warmth from cheap Mexican food and stomach parasites.

In her excitement about the arrival of Oktoberfest, Lindsay asked for a Hot Carl Gruber, rather than the usual Hot Carl.

by Stu Melvin May 26, 2006