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clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.
Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!
by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009
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Whip a grapple

Hey Steve, whip a grapple on that soda!
by Scuba35066 November 6, 2021
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Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.
Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!
by Uberwang69 October 21, 2012
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cock grappler

Put this in there you cock grappler.
by milfhunter37 April 4, 2003
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grapple

A form of dancing commonly associated with Punk music, wherein the dancer grabs their partner and shakes them violently (usually while being shaken in turn).
We grappled so f***in' much last night at the show, that I got a f***in' nose-bleed.
by Levity-Slicket June 28, 2005
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grappleberry

a really amazing artist who simps for miu and currently has 437 subs on yt
“bro are you subbed to grappleberry”

hell yeah bro only losers aren’t subbed to grappleberry”
by milflvr69 March 21, 2021
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napple grapple

Napple Grapple: to squeeze the nipple of a friend until the point of pain.

Usually seen in goups of men, the napple grapple is a method of showing affection in a masculine way. To perform a napple grapple properly the nipple should be squeezed while rotating the wrist until the recipient squeals in pain.
While hanging out drinking beer, Justin reached over and gave Charles a napple grapple.
by escapethefate February 5, 2010
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