Gluteny

Not being able to stop eating copious amounts of animal crackers, cookies, or any other glutenous snacks.

I just ate a whole bag of animal crackers. Will I go to hell for Gluteny?

by mcknazzy August 5, 2010

Guttenberg

The 1/4 of a square-mile town in Hudson county, New Jersey, across the river from Manhattan's upper west side.
Most densely populated place in USA.
Lots of ethnic restaurant and a pleasant neighborhood vibe.

Not a lot of parking spots around, and your English-Spanish dictionary could be handy.
10 minutes drive to the Lincoln Tunnel, which (sometimes) means 15 minutes to Times Square.
Very few people outside NJ even know Guttenberg exists.

--
NY chick 1: That guy lives in Guttenberg
NY chick 2: Where?

by NinT71 August 26, 2013

glutenist

a girl named kendall who likes to make edits on tiktok that ruin everyone's day; her edits never miss but then again these hands won't either if she keeps making me cry (her edits are genuinely outstanding)

person 1: do u follow glutenist?
person 2: yes, but i also value my mental state, and i can't bring myself to watch her edits most of the time
person 1: same, still love her though

by stickybeebs June 2, 2021

Gluten

Extremely toxic poison that kills it's victims slowly and painfully if consumed. Avoid any physical contact. It is also advisable to avoid inhalation, as the smell of gluten has been reported to make you gain double your weight in fat in a matter of seconds. This poison is responsible for everything bad that has ever happened in this country.

Oh, no! There's a cat stuck on that tree! Poor thing, it must have been gluten.

by Sociopathic Anon May 24, 2017

guttenplan

to guttenplan (verb): to dazzle and amaze with one's knowledge; to completely dominate someone in an argument with the use of extreme knowledge

guttenplan (noun): acknowledgement of someone's good knowledge and domination of an argument with facts

In honour of Alexander Guttenplan's performance on University Challenge.

I completely guttenplanned that argument.
Dave completely guttenplanned Chris in class earlier.

What a guttenplan!

by guttenplanner February 18, 2010

Gluttony

1)Over indulgence in anything; most often associated with food. It is also the excessive wasting of food/items and with holding from those who need it. Often it leads to lack of 'living' and a 'lifeless' life, or most of the time, to death and eternal torture in hell.

Gluttony is considered one of the seven deadly sins. Each sin is associated with a 'devil' and gluttony's is Beelzebub.

2)The unintelligent homunculus in Fullmetal Alchemist/Hagaren, Gluttony falls to his stereotype by excessive eating.

Although Gluttony is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, it is not considered as dangerous as Pride.

by iNsaneuChiha December 28, 2005

glutton glands

Intangible glands in the human body that activate when one has a strong urge or desire for a particular food. The ideal location for such glands would be beneath the lower jaw; on the left and right sides of the Adam's Apple.

example 1: "I really don't need another double fudge brownie, however, my glutton glands are working overboard."

example 2:

Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."

by politicchick September 19, 2009