Glute Spread

Mandatory pose implemented into pro bodybuilding in 2022 where the contestants spread there glutes apart using their hands for the judges. Some contestants may decide to pull their trunks into thongs, or slightly bend over.

Phil Heath takes back the Olympia after dominating the rear glute spread, bless Hany Rambod’s palpating fingers.

by biceppeak69 August 14, 2021

glutes

ass cheeks
gluteous maixmous
someones ass

My glutes hurt from those ass clenches

by valect May 31, 2005

Gluteal Spreadinitis

The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.

My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.

by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009

Gluten

Extremely toxic poison that kills it's victims slowly and painfully if consumed. Avoid any physical contact. It is also advisable to avoid inhalation, as the smell of gluten has been reported to make you gain double your weight in fat in a matter of seconds. This poison is responsible for everything bad that has ever happened in this country.

Oh, no! There's a cat stuck on that tree! Poor thing, it must have been gluten.

by Sociopathic Anon May 24, 2017

gluten bigot

a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions of gluten

"We don't let a few small-minded gluten bigots destroy the good image of delicious bread!"

by Neurotika July 13, 2015

Glutemacing

When your legs are sore or in pain

My legs are glutemacing during this workout

by Broken arrow track team September 24, 2021

gluteolacunosity

Assholeness. The amount or degree of assholeness in a person.

A stern leader, he takes pride in his gluteolacunosity.

by corpusverbus January 6, 2010