Glumorous

A term used to define someone who used to be elegant and classy, but has since succumbed to the evils of gluttony and slothfulness.

Kirstie Alley used to be hot when she was on Jenny Craig, now she is just glumorous.

by Brendanbot5000 December 31, 2012

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gumdrop dick

A dick of many colors with gelatin-like consistency.

College Student A: DUDE! I heard he has a gumdrop dick.
College Student B: Nah that's a lie, but I heard she has a golf ball stomach.

by DNA Member March 31, 2010

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Goody gumdrops

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.

"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"

by john February 25, 2004

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gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.

For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."

by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014

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Goofy Gumdrop

A exceptionally silly and funnie gay person (usually a gay) that is very funny and kind with making big words

Yo bro did you see that goofy gumdrop?
No I didn't, are you talking about me because I'm queer?

by Not a goofy gumdrop February 13, 2022

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Hairy gumdrop

A person who follows you around and doesn't typically have friends and TRIES to be friends with the popular people.

Also a person with hairy and saggy boobs/moobs

"Dude that guy just took off his shirt"
" he's a hairy gumdrop"

by Positivebutdeath December 14, 2014

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