gluck gluck 3000

put both hands on the dick and suck while moving your hands in different directions make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the “gluck gluck 9000”

“i got that gluck gluck 3000 last night”

by turtlessuckdick August 24, 2020

Gluck Gluck

The Sound a woman does, when she``s deepthroating

Male: "Yeah, suck on that! Go deep!"
Female: "Gluck gluck gluck!"

by Anon187781 January 13, 2009

gluck gluck 9000

means giving head

“how was last night?”
“yeah i gave papa smurf a fat gluck gluck 9000”
“was it good?”
“yessir”

by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 25, 2020

Gluck Gluck Goose

When a group of guys gets together and a girl goes around sucks each dick (in and out) once and then moves on to the next one. The first guy to cum is the goose.

Bro you want to go play gluck gluck goose with sara tonight?

by Gunit0912 November 19, 2020

gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69

When ur name is Gunna#2255 on discord.

imma give u that ''gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69''

by Gunna_Capalot May 19, 2021

Gluck Charge

The act of cocking one's arm in preparation for a stab to the victim's kidney, followed up by a rapid movement of said arm into the direct vicinity of the target's renal area, without physical contact. Often confused with a kidney stab, the Gluck Charge is a harmless method of causing a target to flinch.

Josh Gluck Charged me in the hallway yesterday, and I felt threatened.

by rofltiks November 24, 2009

gluck gluck requiem

the gluck gluck requiem is when a lady gets a vacuum surgically implanted in the throat and turns it to full power, she then blows her man and tries to pronounce the alphabet, giving different feels to the original gluck gluck with more power and more efficency

'Yo bro you didn't come to work today you good?'
'Nah my girl gave me the gluck gluck requiem, took it out of me'
'Fair enough Bro, you got a real one there'

by Fucking Nedder March 9, 2021