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glory hole

The hole that is frequently seen in the wall at peep shows or rest areas frequented by homosexual men. It is used for giving/receiving fellatio while remaining anonymous to your partner.
Bruce kept feeding quarter after quarter into the 8mm movie projector, and kept his eye on the glory hole to see if there was any blood sausage and chin nuts smothered in man mustard available for dinner. He hated the long waits, and the expense--these machines were damn hungry, but it was better than being thrown out for cruising...again. He sometimes wished that he wasn't such a tube steak tarzan, but a queen's gotta do what a queen's gotta do. He sure hoped that the next sperm donor was a heavy equipment operator with a copious load of choad, because Bruce was trying to slim down via the liquid protein diet.
by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005
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Glory Hole

a secret portal created as a passage way for one to safely insert ones penis (in a restroom)

a definition given on the FX show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
frank, dee what you two have discovered today is what is most commonly referred to as a glory hole - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
by nicnivinsixx October 13, 2009
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In some porn shops professionally drilled penis holes with painted lips, heads, butts for the purpose of anonymous sex in the form of fellatio or buggery.

Beware, the guy on the other side might be straight and have a lit cigarette!
Jimmy learned to wait for a signal from the other side of the stall wall where the glory hole was.

His horniness suddenly left him when he stuck his cock through the glory hole and a straight guy touched the head of his cock with a lit cigarette.
by Richard Black March 2, 2005
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a hole in wich gold is located on gold rush alaska.

A hole in a bathroom where a man puts his erect penis and gets sucked off by a random stranger of an unknown gender.
Hey dude remember on Gay shows Alaska edition they penetrated deeper into the glory hole
by glory giver November 13, 2011
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Glory Hole Mole

Usually an oversexed gay slut that runs around boring and drilling the actual glory holes into cubicles, sex clubs or sex haunts.

A guy that knows where all the best glory holes should be, and thus puts them there for himself and others to enjoy.

A handyman or carpenter that knows how to make the cute little holes in restroom walls.

Can also be known as a double agent that works more than one hole at once, or goes from glory hole to glory hole with an insatiable appetite for cock! See Glory Hole Orgy.
There goes Cyril the glory hole mole, that little slut puts the A in AID's! See House in Venice or House in Virginia.

All those glory holes are manned by a glory hole mole, don't just stand there! Go get some cock boy!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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The Glory Hole Effect

Another benefit overwight men have after losing weight. The appearance of his penis being bigger after losing enough weight and fat from around the area at the base of his genitalia. Just like when sticking his penis through a glory hole pushes the fat back and makes the penis look larger.
Baby, you've lost so much weight and, oh my did you have your penis enlarged?
Nah, that's just "The Glory Hole Effect"
by Gargolito January 20, 2010
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Glory Hole

A Glory Hole is what you call the hole at 1 of those places were you stick your dick in a hole, and you dont know who is sucking it o the other side.
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I just payed 30$ to get my dick sucked at the glory hole.
by P - Cald May 5, 2005
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