Glompokalypse

A glomp, or running hug tackle, of such magnitude that the earth itself shakes in terror at the sheer force being applied. Typically executed by people of larger size, 6 feet+. Glompokalypse are unintentionally dangerous and should be undertaken with care lest the glomp escalate. A glompokalypse may be precieved as jovial or kind spirited by the party glomping, but can often lead to painful damage to key ossific structures in the human body.

Person A: ITS GLOMPING TIME!!!!!
Person B: no! please no!
Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic*
Person b: My...my... bones... *dies*

by Threevoices April 27, 2011

gimpo

Someone lacking in the basic social skills of everyday life.

See that Oily Murs...he has one fan - Tom Tom Lay!!! What a gimpo !!!!

by fat abbott August 21, 2010

glampon

A pimped up tampon sporting various colors and designs to sex up the marketing of feminine products to the capitalist consumer.

Before Kotex gave birth to the glampon, fashionistas were forced to wear institutional white tampons like ordinary people.

by viciousladybug August 25, 2011

glimpse of hell

When one farts and continues to leave the sphincter open for a matter of seconds...

After building up the strength i was able to show everyone at school a glimpse of hell from my car window.

by ethan May 13, 2005

Glimpers

Looks gained from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Bloke: Did you see she just gave me glimpers
Mate: Nah, she was giving 'em me.

by LockwoodUnlimited July 1, 2007

Glimpsin

Verb. Used when one person is trying to make eye contact in a flirtatious way to his/her crush.

"I've seen you glimpsin Ella yesterday"

by SelectiveLearning June 12, 2015

Glompoginous

The act of running to the shop to get chips and cheese

“Hey dude do you want some chips and cheese”
“Yeh of course you glompoginous

by Dweeb2018 November 3, 2018