Glass Closet Syndrome 

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo

"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."

Glass Closet Syndrome by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010

glasgow kiss 

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.

Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.

glasgow kiss by J. Z. Knuckles September 1, 2008

shattered the glass 

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

shattered the glass by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up

Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up by nws December 23, 2008

snatch gasket 

A pantie liner or pad.

No Hon, I'm not going to the store to buy you snatch gaskets!

snatch gasket by licupssy December 24, 2008

Glass Basement 

The equivalent of the glass ceiling, but on the other end of the spectrum. The phenomenon wherein women are absent from the lowest, most difficult or most dangerous jobs. Despite claiming the desire for equality women do not fight to break through the glass basement.

The refusal to crack the glass basement demonstrated the hypocrisy of fighting to break the glass ceiling.

Glass Basement by Commander_Keen April 14, 2014

Alex Gaskarth 

1.) Lead singer of pop punk/rock band All Time Low.
2.) Obession to millions of girls world wide.

You pick.

Girl #1: Pick. Alex Gaskarth or Patrick Stump
Girl #2: Alex Gaskarth, he's such a hottie.

Alex Gaskarth by Aprii August 17, 2007