Gives me the willies

Something very scary or creepy. Alternative: it gives me the creeps.

Origin: A family that got killed in a tragic landslide in New Hampsire in 1826.

That gives me the willies!

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

who gives a fuck

What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you!

PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!

I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?

by Torelli_5150 November 27, 2020

No one gives a fuck

No one cares.

- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.

by Totallynotmyrealnamexxx May 12, 2018

Zero shits given

The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."

by simon180 May 24, 2015

any given sunday

No matter what the oddsmakers say, on any given sunday any team can beat any other team. Coined by Bert Bell.

The Lions are 0-15, but next week, you know, any given sunday

by Job 3:16 December 24, 2008

Ever Given

Someone who's been constipated for days without relief.

Man, my tummy's achin' I got the ever givens.

by icehot1 March 26, 2021

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019