When a man inserts a pocket pussy into another dudes asshole before having sex with him so it’s not gay.
After I gave Brandon The Gire last night, he rolled over and wanted to cuddle, I was like "dude, I'm not gay."
by biggaygarrettdaddy August 2, 2011
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Person 1: "I love Call of Duty!"
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled rant here)
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled rant here)
by stiffshifter July 24, 2010
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A man or woman that looks extremely good in their photos on facebook, but in person is extremely ugly. Easily fooled by teenagers. Original pictures often changed by editing or "piknicking" the photo.
Sawyer: Dude, this chick looks so hot in her facebook pictures.
Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.
Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.
Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.
Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.
by Let it rain Mcilvain January 8, 2011
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Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.
Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.
S: Fuck you, you are a shit brother
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..
by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009
Get the Status Grenade mug.An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.
The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.
The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!
1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!
2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?
2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?
by Matthew Maday January 14, 2004
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Man, I really messed it up this time...
Just hope that the evil girellyfish gods don't come find you!
Just hope that the evil girellyfish gods don't come find you!
by smessemsee June 16, 2011
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