GIFT

Guy I'd Femininely Tackle

OMG, VIK. I was working on my kankles in the gym and this GIFT walked by me. I think he winked at me. Yummy.

by GABS© March 9, 2014

gifted

used to describe your lovers exceptional abilities in bed.

Sean's girlfriend bragged about how gifted he was.

by Captain Unicorn May 7, 2003

Gifting

The art of texting complex communications using solely .Gif memes from the internet. Amalgamation of .gif + texting.

I was gifting my wife a play by play about my day at work.

by SuperDadJokes February 8, 2018

Gifted

Combination of nice ass and boobs

That Carmen Electra is gifted man! Nice tight ass and boobs

by Drew May 8, 2003

Gift

a hottie, an acronym for "guy (or girl) I'd f**k today (or tomorrow)"

you don't have to get me anything for my birthday, you're the gift

by j9 g'ski June 17, 2006

Gifts

Any kind of opiate based painkiller in pill form.

Oh man I'm feeling pretty crazy after snorting all of those gifts.

by Guysnatchley August 4, 2010

The Gift

Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give

1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient

1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."

2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."

by SRS December 1, 2004