Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

Geriactasm

an orgasm given by a toothless elderly person.

Beatrice gives the best geriactasms in town.

by Shane McGehee November 26, 2009

grikah

three people who are pretty much one person. we're all lame but we love each other, though the "gr" and the "ah" are total whores. grikah=gracie, niki, sarah. so we win. just wanted you to known...

hey would you look at how hot the grikah chicks are?

i wouldnt have grikah with mayonaise

by pepperkins ruth November 28, 2003

Geriaphiliac

One who bangs, or has other sexual relations (i.e. oral sex, anal sex, handjobs, deep kissing or holding hands) with a geriatric a.k.a. old person.

"Oh that Chantel, always messin' with those old men, she's a geriaphiliac."

by Red Killwell July 3, 2007

geriacity

adj. - of or pertaining to the condition of having a high concentration of the elderly.

n.- A region exhibiting the properties of the adjective version of this word.

Henderson, Nevada simply reeks of geriacity.

by Neeners November 30, 2004

geriaphile

One who has a great appreciation (and often, anal relations, pisser-to-pooper) for the elderly form.

"You know Mark, I had a great time raiding your grandma the other night"
"Hush your mouth dude, you're such a geriaphile"

by Rob Chancewood January 17, 2008

geriaction

A genre of action/adventure films featuring over-the-hill actors/actresses reprising roles they had in their much younger years.

--I've already seen the new Rocky and Rambo movies. I think they're showing the new Indiana Jones and Die Hard movies at the nickel theater.

--You actually WANT to see those geriaction movies?

by docmoc June 20, 2009