Geriatric teacher

A miserable old sod, usually with a beard, who corrects anybody and everybody at every opportune moment. Particularly anal about poor grammar. A geriatric teacher tries to remain relevant by wearing cartoon socks.

I’m being taught by a geriatric teacher

by Lady Victoria January 19, 2022

Geriatric Disco

Where they play the Jay-Z song that samples "Forever Young" and old people dance very slowly and sadly with each other. More deaths occur here than happen from drugs in normal Discos. These are in Europe.

"I'm going to die soon"
hag dances closer
"Me too"

Hookup occurs. Death ensues. Good way to keep the population down. This all happens inside the geriatric disco.

by mome-wrath March 30, 2010

geriatric

To be insane, stumble, stare at young womens breasts, dribble, incontent, smell of piss.

Oh my god, why do all the geriatric's have to come to the post office at lunch time instead of the other 7 hours in the day when I'm at work and they're doing nothing?

by ted_trippin January 26, 2005

geriatrification

The gentrification of an area by retiring Q-tips (oldies).

Man, this area sure is suffering from geriatrification. Us locals can't afford to live here anymore.

by CJ Gathercoal October 20, 2007

geriatric exhibitionist

A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.

Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."

by SexyLilKara June 18, 2008

geriatric

One who tucks his button down shirt under his underwear and goes to physical therapy session asking for the most attractive physio therapists around then will ask her out for coffee.

A geriatric patient did a double leg take down then transitioned to a rear nake guillotine choke to the front desk people upon learning the cutest physio therapist isnt available.

by Lance footstrong March 7, 2016

geriatric pimpin

Ho'ing out Senior Citizen bitches.

Damn that nigga be geriatric pimpin like a motherfucker!

by Mac Geriatrickz you Ho October 26, 2010