Gerber Slurper

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Gerber Squirtin'

A term used to describe the act of a prepubescent boy masturbating.

Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'

Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"

Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"

by ajaykoz93 June 14, 2010

gerberize

To render something (content, concept, or situation) easily digestible, so that it can be consumed/understood with minimal effort

These millennials need everything gerberized for them to function.
In order to get my point across I had to gerberize it.

by Carey Crew June 7, 2017

gerber herber

Grab your sibling’s ass in their graduation picture

Brother: CONGRATS!
Little Sibling: Hey man! Did you just touch my ass?
Brother: Yeah haha!

Little Sibling: But you’re my brother..
Brother: Haha exactly, i did a gerber herber

by Kakathegreatest May 26, 2021

Gerber Life Baby

A child that says slurs

All the homies know the Gerber Life Baby has said a slur

by Spy at Gerber Life October 14, 2021

Gerber

When a person is shown to be soft on the court/field.

You a f****ng gerber

by Trillgod February 21, 2019

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