gerber 

1. Baby food - the real definition

2. Damnit, shit, this sucks

gerber!!!

gerber by Jerm November 2, 2003

gerber 

When a guy fucks a girl on a baby changing station table, makes her bleed, so she has to wear a diaper

Damn, I gave that girl a gerber and she bled all over the place.

gerber by Kenny Heffner January 20, 2007

gerber 

1. An old man or woman that takes shits any time in underwear in public places.

2. An old fart

3. A doofus, or retarded

The gerber at El Pollo Loco shitted his pants and it made the whole place stink and people evacuated.

Jeremy can be such a gerber sometimes.

gerber by Graham Owen December 12, 2008

Gerber 

gerber is used for a person who was born in the years 2000+ Most likely a baby

bro you dating a gerber

Gerber by samantha kelly April 5, 2016

Gerber 

A baby face lookin ass nigga who may resemble a Gerber baby.

You look like a Gerber baby on meth sahn!

Gerber by Neezusthedon June 5, 2017

Gerber 

A Male or Female who eat’s and smells like baby food, and acts like a bratty child who was spoiled by there parents to much.

Dude This annoying kid is acting like a total Gerber he should keep his mouth shut when he eats.

Gerber by Ilickthecoldones October 9, 2018

Gerber 

One thousand dollars. Originates from 1G. A Gerber is a baby stack of money on its way to growing up to become a million dollar man. Can be shortened to Gerb.

I made a straight gerber slingin' bootlegged concert tees last night.

Gerber by Harshmallows January 30, 2019