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Gentle squeeze

A squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, to subtly indicate to the person who has inserted his hand into the packet, to leave your crisps alone. Only works if crisps packet belongs to you. Proceeded by the "Strong squeeze" if the Gentle squeeze fails to get the message across.
Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hands into Bha's crisps packet*

Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*

Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*
by bha gilani September 29, 2009
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Gentle dental

A very slow and fulfilling blowjob.
I was with my girl the other day and she gave me some gentle dental
by FeelsAwfullyCool September 10, 2016
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gentle scissor

Using your fingers as scissors on a Strippers nipples.
When Kirk gave the stripper the gentle scissors we knew the Bachelor party had really started.
by Andy Burland November 5, 2007
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gentle leaf

Weed... the ganja, marijuana, herb, grass, pot, tree, green... you get the point
i need some gentle leaf , im feenin bro
by Tyyy to yo yo yo August 29, 2017
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Gentle dental

When someone takes out their dentures and proceeds to give a blow job
I got drunk last night and some granny gave me gentle dental.
by Quails wood August 8, 2018
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gentle criminal

someone i shouldnt simp for
hes too old to simp for

your too young to simp for gentle criminal
by lucifers right glove May 22, 2021
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gentle jesus

when a man inserts a very skinny penis into a fat woman's cunt. she must be sleeping during the process.
i gave that bitch the gentle jesus last night. she must have liked it because she didnt wake up.
by gentle jesus giver. April 3, 2009
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