Geek Squad

Geek Squad is the biggest bunch of assclowns under the sun. They think that the are the end-all be-all of anything regarding computers. They think that a week long course in pressing "ctrl+alt+delete" enables them to be elitist losers. Stay away from them at all cost.

My computer was broken, so I sent it to Geek Squad. Now it is a smoldering pile of rubble.

by Robbo15 July 24, 2008

you make me geek smile

A way to tell someone that you like them and dunno how to tell them

Chris: Lizzie you make me geek smile

by Chrissss April 10, 2008

Geek Slap

To be out geeked and then called out on it by another geek.

For example; "I haven't seen the big Lebowski" followed in a sarcastic tone " wow would you like to borrow it before the end of the next decade the first person responds with " did you just geek slap me?

by Lil doe T January 24, 2010

Geek Seekr

Women or Men who date exclusively geeks.

-Oh my god check out that 10 over there... I wouldn't mind giving her my number.

-Good luck that chicks a Geek seekr... that's why she's drooling over the dork in the glasses.

by Pseudonym123456789012345678900 June 12, 2011

geek squad

A group of friends that get together to do coke every night.

Me and the geek squad blasted mad last night.

by ohohohohohohoh May 16, 2007

Geek Squad

Someone who works at Best Buy, drives around in the homomobile and is proud of it because he thinks it's cool and get's chicks but in reality has barely enough game to have sex with his hands.
also see fudgepacker

Isn't that that bitch Karl we used to beat up in high school, yep and he is still a bitch, he works for Geek Squad.

by Smokesalot December 18, 2005

geek sheik

Geek sheik is anyone who buys thick black rimmed glasses, wears tube socks pulled up to their knees or wears plaid with stripes....all while pretending they didn't do it on purpose. Think Napolian Dinomite, musicains Weezer and Moby.

Your mother is so geek sheik.

by marc calderwood May 27, 2008