Gaytard 

noun, adj, adverb
When one acts obnoxious. They act a little gay, a little retarded. Thus creating..."gaytarded, gaytard, gaytardedly"

"Did you hear that Johnny didn't even get accepted to Massasoit???"
"Jeez dude, he's such a gaytard!

Gaytard by TheGaze February 4, 2007

Gaytard 

A person who has sexual feelings towards the same sex, and is also a retard.

Drporkchop is a fucking gaytard! What kind of name is that anyways!?

Gaytard by www.dumbasses-anonymous.cjb.net July 19, 2003

gaytard 

something you call someone when they have just said something so retarded that your grandma thinks its cool.

you are such a gaytard

gaytard by me April 6, 2005

Gaytard 

When a person is gay and is a retard, Gaytard

God dude you are a Gaytard!

Gaytard by 122'R January 6, 2011

Gaytard 

Something stupid cocky guys call other guys who dont fit into a social "norm".

guy trips
jock: whadda gaytard!

Gaytard by JustSayin May 23, 2012

Gaytard 

A Gaytard is a person who is defined as "pure sex".

Cormac: What does it mean if I'm a Gaytard?
Danny: It means we are pure sex.

Gaytard by Benhuntley04 January 27, 2021

gaytard 

When something or someone will not work when the operator is entirely correct.

When something is broken for no reason at all.

"Mrs. Philbin, my computer is being gaytarded again!"

gaytard by Warmaster Assclown August 26, 2004