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straight male 1": Yo Mario, check out the
badunkadunk ounnn dddddtttaaaatt!
"Mario before gaypow": Yeah homes, dat badunkadunk be badunkadunk'n!
'enter male fag lispy tone': Hellso, bigs boys, (zzziizzizizziizi-gaypow)
"Mario after gaypow": Yo cuz, fugits tat badunkadunk, . . . I wanna
fo' shizzle my nizzle in yoa annalizil.