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Noun
1. The recipient of premeditated cuntiness. (See gaypalm)

2. A trifling-ass homo slut who gets caught whoring his ass out and gets gaypalmed by other gays who are smart enough to see through that shit.

"Oh hell no! His trifling ass knew y'all were dating, and STILL tried to get with your man? Let's gaypalm his ass. The shady bitch will be nothing more than a gaypawn when this shit is over with."

gaypawn by Tony Lupo and James Michel March 30, 2007

Gaypanic

1) When you feel panic around someone of the same sex because you are attracted to them
2) you forgot your flannel or to cuff your jeans
3) when a homosexual feels panic
4) you have to see your homophobic/racist/Karen like relatives for thanksgiving and/or for another holiday and have to hide your gayness
5) someone figures out your sexuality when it wasn’t intentional

Someone: “ Wait she? I thought you were straight.”
Me: gaypanic*

Gaypanic by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye January 7, 2020

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Gaypanic Spam

When you mentally repeat or physically text something a million times while in the midst of gay panic.

"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! DID HE JUST K I S S ME!?" The young man mentally gaypanic spams after being kissed by his crush.

Gaypanic Spam by opalescentcow May 10, 2021

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Gaypanic

when a homosexual experiences an exciting romantic/sexual moment with someone of the same gender, and panics.
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when a homosexual sees another homosexual being confident and get lots of emotional envy from it, and panics.

a woman was kissed by her female crush and went into Gaypanic.
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a man sees a confident individual in the LGBTQ+ community, and it sends him into Gaypanic.

Gaypanic by ChildOfSatan January 21, 2022

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Gaypanic

Amity blight from the owl house

Have you seen Amity blight gaypanic? She’s a lesbian disaster!

Gaypanic by Tomato Face Blight June 21, 2022

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bella <3

i flirt with bella and she can’t physically take it so it sends her into GayPanic

GayPanic by Kiersten🏳️‍🌈 February 10, 2021

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gaypaw

A female in a same-sex relationship who takes on the fatherly responsibilities of her partners children.

Mother when is gaypaw coming home from work today?

gaypaw by Johnnyy Getaway May 28, 2009

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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