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1) When you feel panic around someone of the same sex because you are attracted to them
2) you forgot your flannel or to cuff your jeans
3) when a homosexual feels panic
4) you have to see your homophobic/racist/Karen like relatives for thanksgiving and/or for another holiday and have to hide your gayness
5) someone figures out your sexuality when it wasn’t intentional
Someone: “ Wait she? I thought you were straight.”
Me: gaypanic*
Gaypanic by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye January 7, 2020
Smacking someone across the face with a cum filled condom with shit all over it.
Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her
Gasparino by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021

galpalification 

When you make something inherently gay into something that’s irritably straight
Did you see what they did to Fried Green Tomatoes?? That’s galpalification !”
galpalification by Bunnybanter August 5, 2021
Guy who will go gay for $.
The stripper at the gay club has a wife at home. He is gay4pay.
Gay4Pay by TJ Magil May 20, 2016

Gaspard Ulliel 

1. Actor
2. Model
3. French
4. Adorable
5. Sexiest man alive!!!
Gaspard makes me gasp hard.

Je t'aime Gaspard Ulliel!!!
Gaspard Ulliel by Ahtmanas December 29, 2008
said in reference to the faggots of PayPal when you sick of them and their restrictions and countless problems.
jim: what's wrong man ?
tim; those bastards of gaypal, they've frozen my moeny, man.
gaypal by sasatefa2009 November 26, 2017