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sexual poetry, written for men with crushes on each other in a 5-7-5 non rhyming style.
my gaykou:

beautiful mike sleeps
under me, two arms around
white dribble on him
gaykou by matticah February 3, 2008
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gayk gayke gaykeeper Gaykeeping Gaykob gayken gayking GayKK gaykota gayku
someone really feminine that has the name "Jacob"
That feminine gaykob is looking like hes gay
Gaykob by Quiotis December 17, 2018
Noun or verb.
Noun:One who is extremely anxious, enthusiastic, and passionate for gay sex. Inspired by Clay Aiken-like men who often engage in attention seeking activites such as karaoke, bowling, yoga, and interperative dance. A gaken can be identified by his use of eyeliner, skinny jeans, a "Hammas-style" checkered scarf, and a flare for drama. A gaken without sex can be extremely volative and prone to random public outbursts.
Verb: To display very sexual behavior in the hopes of recieving hot gay sex.
"I went to the bar last night 'cause I was aching for some gayken."
"I saw a gayken freaking out yesterday at Trader Joe's because they didn't have any soy milk."
"That dude might be gay. His dance moves scream gayken."
"I'm gayken for some Breedlovin."
gayken by Regal Beagle Smeagol March 31, 2009
The gayest person in the world.
Luke is such a gaykins.
Gaykins by Tam Le February 10, 2005
A portmanteau of the words 'Gay' and 'Baker' meaning a gay baker. A phenomenon that is particularly prevalent in cities such as San Francisco and Brighton, UK. Gay Bakers or 'Gaykers' usually are found in gay districts or specialize in gay erotica cakes. It also can be used as a banterous term for someone who's surname is Baker.
A: "Have you been to the Gaykers on the corner of 21st and Prime?"

B: "No, but I hear they make great French Fancies"

"I heard Tim Gayker took a good catch at the weekend"
Gayker by brownsword June 27, 2009

gaykeeper 

The gaykeeper is the straights gay gatekeeper friend. The gaykeeper is someone who is very hot and is very connected to powerful gay men and you use them to getting invited to fabulous parties, so you can mix, mingle and network. It's usually a woman or a less attractive gay male who needs a gaykeeper.
My gaykeeper friend got me into the Vogue after party.

I totally met Michael Kors last night!

how's that?

Through my gaykeeper , Sam.
gaykeeper by bragladish June 5, 2016