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fairy godmother 

In short, a fairy godmother is a good-looking faghag, a good-looking female that primarily hangs out with homosexual men - please see definition for faghag.
If Cindy Crawford hung out with gay guys all the time, then she would be a fairy godmother
fairy godmother by pidgey January 2, 2005

gracious grandmother 

The gracious grandmother (often shortened to GG) is the act of soaking ones hand in water until it becomes wrinkled, and then using the wrinkled hand to masturbate while pretending it is an old woman masturbating you, perhaps even your grandmother.
It's been awhile since I've masturbated, I think I'll give myself a gracious grandmother.
gracious grandmother by chrisd2345 December 27, 2008

Fairy Gaymother 

The person who is there for all your gay needs. They’re the biggest gay influence in your life and they help you with all things gay.
Sarah basically introduced me to everything gay, she's my fairy gaymother.

10X-grandmother 

Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.
My 10X-grandmother is a good person.
10X-grandmother by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Bazz Jazzyford's Grandmother 

258 Year old woman who lives in Bazz Jazzyford's dumpster
that is bazz jazzyford's grandmother

her grandmother's bear 

A Taiwan slang swear phrase directly (literally) translated into English. Functions like "your momma's" or "fuck that."
"that guy freakin' ripped me off... her grandmother's bear!"