Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

ganche

Northern Irish colloquialusm. Meaning an idiot.

He's a ganche

by Johnny Smithonian March 20, 2015

Gatched it up

The act of turning a simple social situation into a notable and memorable event.

Man, Tyler really gatched it up last night at the bar when he told us he was a fountain while projectile vomiting all over those poor poor children.

by wompwompwomp262525 March 15, 2013

Gouchez

A term of endearment, used to name objects or animals that are of sentimental value. Most commonly used to describe pets, especially cats. It can also be used describe inanimate objects such as laptops, bicycles, and rollerskis.

The cat Finn is a wonderful gouchez.

My laptop, Gouchez, is very upset.

by Fuzzyskier May 10, 2009

Dirty Gaucho

1). The act of shitting in a female's mouth, then having the guy try to suck it back up with his asshole.

2). A form of foreplay, that involves skatting.

3). Originated from University of California: Santa Barbara.

Male 1: Sup dude, what did you do last night bro?!
Male 2: Aww... just chillin', then things got a lil hot with me and my girl. I performed the Dirty Gaucho on her. She likes it.
Male 1: Aww yesss... THE DIRTY GAUCHO!

by M. Lohse September 24, 2005

gauchies

underwear, usually male. Sometimes called gauch.

I can't find my gauchies!
My gauchies are too tight.

by lar3ry September 1, 2008

Gauching

When a molecule decides "fuck it" I'll go Gauche IBu-Me and introduce the steric strain.

Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely hypocritical such that their opinions seem to "gauche" themselves.

God Damn tert-butal substiuents; these molecules are gauching so hard.

Bros gauching...
Are you gauching?

by 1-3 Diaxial Interactions January 22, 2023