Self gratification

What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!

My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?

by Cornfucker January 25, 2004

immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.

If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.

by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014

datafication

E-mailing or messaging something to yourself, so that you'll have it later, immediately.

USB thumb drives are too slow. I'll just email it to myself for instant datafication.

by pteryakisan November 22, 2013

Gayification

When a gay male makes you gay.

Adolf: YOU SHALL NOT USE YOUR GAYIFICATION ON ME!

by Gansje June 9, 2018

Gasification

Someone who is extremely lactose intolerant and proceeds to formulate disgusting amounts of sulphuric gas.

Shorty: Yo gimme that carton it lookin amazing today

Husband: Please don’t shorty, gasification is going to happen you stinky bitch!

by Word Wizzard Man December 20, 2021

goatification

The process of turning something into the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)

Winning this tournament is the end of his goatification. If he wins he will be the goat.

by tjerv January 15, 2023

DeLayed gratification

A term for Money Laundering. Coined after the infamous house majority leader, Tom DeLay, after his conviction on money laundering charges.

John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.

by ohIkawtyou2 November 27, 2010