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Gyronomics

A fake business major, something of a mix between history and economics. Often used to trick young, impressionable freshmen girls.
Sorry Alyssa, I can't hangout; I have to study for my gyronomics test tomorrow.
by natedoggin23 October 7, 2010
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Greasonomics

Greasonomics is the study of grease. It is where supply and command meet on the scales of grease to form the greasilibrium. An ideal situation would be one in which the grease levels are indeed high and one is maximizing the greasilibrium.
Greasonomics is...
1. Getting really greased up at a bar
2. Wearing neon/tight/bright clothing in social situations
3. Being unable to walk, so one is forced to slide.
by Jimmy Greasestrom August 1, 2011
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gapenomics

A street racing term used to describe how poorly another person lost in a race.
Damn son, I just gave that shitbox honda a lesson in gapenomics.
by DJ-MC August 5, 2021
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Gasoholic

One who has an addiction to smelling farts, And should make an appointment to see a gasologist (one who has a license in gasology). To help set the gasoloholic up in a support group that will not cost a gastronomical amount.
Hi my names xxxxx , I am a gasoholic.
by Mightymouse1971 August 22, 2023
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gapanomics

The study of beating an opponent in a race to the finish line of any sort. Typically used in the context of motorsport. Adjacent to Getting Gapped, Gapplebees.
Man, I thought for sure this 750hp M4 would catch that GT4RS in front of me….I just got good a lesson in gapanomics.
by psilygoose August 26, 2023
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Gashenomics

Gashenomics are current President of Pepperdine's policies which have reflected a poor outcome since the administration began.

Cost of attendance has increased over 34% in just 5 years (~72k in 2019 to ~95k in 2024).

The school ranking has decreased over 30 spots from 46, now 76, tied with University at Buffalo (The steepest decline of any top 100 institution).

The graduation rate has fallen, transfer-out rates have increased.

There are students with no options for housing since they have over-accepted students because they lost a lot of money in the pandemic. Acceptance rate is up from low 30's back in 2019 to now ~50% in 2023.
Audrey: Why is our tuition so high when the school's reputation has gone downhill so fast... I mean look at the plummet in our ranking!

Norvel: Ha.. that's Gashenomics for ya..
by KingScrotum69 June 8, 2024
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Goonomics

Field of study encompassing gooning, specifically the techniques associated with it.
I'm taking a goonomics course so I can last longer next goon sesh
by Adlz-4 December 30, 2024
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