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Gerrard

a lanky wiganer who has a small d*ck and eats pies
he’s tall and chubby and has no willy,that’s 100% a Gerrard’
by 01yolo1 March 2, 2020
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John Gerrard Keatings

Used to define guys with big heads, and beautiful faces. Often used to replace words such as pornstar, playa, and malfunctionism.
John Gerrard Keatings is amazing! I no dawg!
by ginobeats November 1, 2010
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Steven Gerrard

by AVFC1874 August 31, 2023
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Pulled a Gerrard

One SLIP up that cost your team the most important game of the season (silverware too).
We were doing so well, till Barry pulled a Gerrard.
by mebogal May 4, 2014
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Gerrard

When you wind down your window in a car and scream a word usually known as "GERRARD". This can be called Gerrarding also, it can cause people to jump and in extreme versions things are thrown.
"I just got a Gerrard"
"Lets Gerrard this guy ok GERRRRRARD"
by Gerrard12121 December 27, 2007
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Steven Gerrard

the most intolerable sports personality i have ever laid eyes on. i get depressed whenever i hear him talk. he dives almost every match to get a penalty or a free kick, then he complains when someone else dives against his team. A.K.A depressing, untalented, scouse, twat with no obvious personality.
there goes Steven Gerrard, diving to win yet another penalty.

one of these days he will dive and break his neck, just you wait and see.
by chelsea boy December 23, 2007
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steven gerrard

Yet another overrated footballer, at least within these shores, for the all familar trait of being English.

He leads the hypocrisy brigade when it comes to the notions of all other footballers, especially foreign ones (i.e. Christiano Ronaldo) are cheats, yet he dived in the 2004 Champions' League Final, and does it regular for his club, Liverpool. Just ask fans of Sheffield United from the opening day of this season, or how about for England duty against Hungary before the World Cup. Of course, as he's English and white, it's "clever" play, unlike when someone like didier Drogba does it.

He also seems to fit into David Beckham's place on the right side of midfield for England very well - he constantly exposes the defence by going on runs up the field or cutting inside in search of his own personal glory, so everyone else has to cover for his ego. Just like he fits into Michael Owen's place at Liverpool due to winning penalties more often than any other player.
Steven Gerrard is the world's best midfielder (apart from the likes of Pirlo or Gattuso, who are World Class, not just players that look good against West Brom and Sunderland).
by OD Smith October 11, 2006
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