bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*
by Davidfreesefan23 May 07, 2019
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Garnishment

I will stop showing up to work immediately is a single cent is removed. I'll wait til the last day of my "5 day to pay or quit" and stab a fucking child in the fucking face.
Hym "I told you my garnishment story right? I worked as an installment tech and after a wage fraud scandal I got roped up in, instead of turning me over to the police they garnished my wage. Like 50% of it. Worked for like 5 dollars an hour for a year. Found out later that they were taking way more than any judge would have sentenced me to pay... Good times. But judges do not matter anymore. Only 1 thing matters."
by Hym Iam May 02, 2025
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Garnish

An unnecessary decoration/ addition that adds no real purpose. Like the price of cilantro restaurants put on every meal.
“My headband is just a garnish to my outfit”
I don’t know why she puts her cereal in a special clear box, it’s just a garnish”
by br1tney spears April 09, 2022
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Garnish

"Give the petty official a garnish and he'll go away".
by Zed Numar August 30, 2021
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Cinnabon garnish

When you fuck a girl all night , and nut on her face or tits. Looks like a glazed Cinnabon treat.
I fucked her doggy all night, then gave her the Cinnabon garnish.
by Mcgwicko September 05, 2016
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Garnishable Ratio

The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder
Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.

Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?

Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.

Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022
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