GARLIC BREAD

LISTEN HERE YOU WEE BASTARDS, GARLIC BREAD IS GODS FOOD AND YOU CANT LIVE WITH OUT IT. ALL HAIL THE BREAD OF THE GARLIC. AMEN🙏🙏🙏

White Bread: OMG, do you see that fit peice of bread!
Brown Bread: YES! That's a Garlic Bread!!!!!

GARLIC BREAD by Indian Warrior aka Raman June 9, 2019

Garlic Bread

The mighty God.

You will see everywhere on reddit.

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Garlic Bread by OMAE O WAN MU SHINDIERU April 1, 2019

garlic grilled cheese 

Super heady toasted garlic and cheese sandwich. Staple in every lot kids diet.

Vendor : Dank garlic grilled cheese, only one dollar! Down for trades!

Raging Head : Gnarley! Good think I spanged this dollar.

garlic grilled cheese by barley January 25, 2008

Garlic Bread

Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.

You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.

Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.

A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence

A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level

A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.

Garlic Bread by Man of Stupendous Attitude November 19, 2019

garlic bread

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person 1: i love garlic bread

garlic bread by ifuckgarlicbread December 19, 2021

Garlic Sexya 

The typa guy that will swoop in and steal your misses in less than a minute, he'll out smart you in every way and show his true ability to solve any sexual tension between you and your step sis. He'll be gentle in bed, but rough in the head after he mentally strains you in everyway possible. He loves to get physical, especially with your chick, and he sure knows how to use his dick. He can please her with the sound of his fingers that can type 105wpm. He is the man, the myth, the legend himself. Garlic Sexya

"Damn, I wish I was as confident as Garlic Sexya"

Garlic Sexya by dhitter February 15, 2022

garlic butter croissant monkey balls 

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.

Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

garlic butter croissant monkey balls by lucaca May 6, 2022