Garlic Bomber

The Garlic Bomber is a notorious urban public restroom nuisance. Because of his poor diet or possibly selenium poisoning, when he is done in the restroom no living creature can survive without proper bio-hazard gear. See Garlic Bomb

George: I'm going to take a leak.
Robert: Better go upstairs because the Garlic Bomber just visited this rest room.

Last words: Aggh, it must have been the Garlic Bomberrrrrr... dead

by Concerned Gamer September 4, 2005

Garlic Bread

The best bread in the world

Nathan: Bro I want some garlic bread

by CaRrOtS__ May 24, 2019

Garlic Dick

To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.

"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.

by cougartown97 April 13, 2010

garlic rub

Getting a handful of taint sweat or swass and caressing someone's chin. Often served with a garnish.

This guy at the bar wouldn't back off after I eyeballed his girl, so I gave him a garlic rub.

by sirChop December 7, 2006

Garlic Shampoo

A Garlic Shampoo is a massive, garlicy shit.

Bruh, I just got expelled for leaving a massive garlic shampoo on the teacher's desk!

by Pee Pee McAss October 26, 2019

Garlic Girl

A garlic girl is a gender neutral term for anyone who sees garlic in a recipe and goes "Yaaaaasssss" and then doubles the amount.

"We went on our honeymoon to Gilroy because she's a Garlic Girl"

by garlicgrrrrl November 28, 2021

garlic fingers

Delicious Pizza like treat, composed of crust, butter, cheese, garlic and awesome.

Man, its worth the drive to Cape Breton for some Fat Boy's Garlic Fingers.

by mcnoob April 7, 2009